Sittin back in my easy chair,
everyone knows I’m the ultimate player.
Gameboy, X Box, PS3,
all the boys are jealous of me.
Star Wars: Clone Wars, Modern Warfare:
my Call of Duty lies in Dodondogo’s lair.
Dropping Fbombs, plantin magic beans,
it makes all the elven girls scream.
F bomb? I meant bomb flowers.
I’m an advocate of flower power.
Who wouldn’t be?
Mario and Luigi touch a leaf
and get a raccoon tail;
run towards the gap, hit “a” and sail.
Stompin’ goombahs, eatin shrooms,
I go after rings with a sonic boom.
Jump back, be ready for the fallout:
You vs. me, you’d better watch out.
Wanna play a game? Welcome to my chamber.
You know me, I’m the ultimate gamer.
It needs a title. Any suggestions?
